Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
Do you think Conan would leave his wife for me?
this just has baby written all over it
Wow. 8.8 earthquake hit Chile this morning
didn't feel it. :)
It's like 5 thousand miles away of course you didn't.
wait what? so it's not in america?
I coulnt tell if he was cumming or if I was throwing up
why do the even put the "Please drink responsibly" on tequila ads? like has anything responsible ever come from tequlia. No. never.
Your sister reminds me of me at her age. Stop her while you can.
I want to punch and suck your dick at the same time. I don't think we have the healthiest of relationships.
By the way, we're gonna have to get a new rug for the livingroom i kinda started ours on fire...
Just seen a lady with the back of her head shaved and the rest of her hair in a pony tail like a sumo wrestler with a 6 inch glass dolphin hair clip. Nothing is going to ruin my day.
But for real, I had the best sex of my life on that bunk bed
Did you drink ALL that 151??
No. We drank all the jaeger... Then used the 151 to start the fire. We're also out of paper towels... And your hairspray is flammable.
Is the mullet a good, great, or horrible idea before we leave for college
Once you share a nude experience with someone and three Norwegian guys, you're bound for life.
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