I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
Remind me that when I'm pregnant, I should NOT post vaginal dilation updates on my facebook. Ever.
Just had a girl agree to give me a blowjob in exchange for wearing my jacket during class. Talk about successful negotiations. Best day of my life
If you bring me a slurpee and advil I will eat you out for like an hour.
So befoe we go on this mission how reliable are you for bailing peope out of jail
There needs to be waaaay more alcohol in my apartment if I am going to survive being unemployed
I think I'm finally maturing. I'm happy he found someone. Good for him. I sincerely hope she doesn't choke on his tiny penis.
No, i went to get it done but the guy couldnt find it. exhibit A of why i wanted a clit piercing in the first place.
Tomorrow night wont work for me. I'm talking with Bryan about marriage and I dont want to have a shroom hangover.
I need to make a new year's resolution to only pee in toilets. And it needs to start happening before the new year.
I'm right down the road from AJ's old house and I'm getting mixed feelings. My vagina is remembering good dick. But the rest of me is remembering horrible times.
Cocaine bath bombs are a really bad idea
Doing a walk of shame at Wal-Mart at 3:30am because when I left at 11pm I was getting milk
I can't believe I'm going to buy bitcoin to pay for erection pills
I wish I was there so i could bitch slap his incredibly sexy face
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