awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
I've been reduced to Capt. Morgan and Golden Girls reruns. Ugh.
"Tonight I'm turning swine flu into an std" this might be how zombies come about. Peace civilization.
You don't know the meaning of what the fuck until you wake up naked and alone in someone's bed staring at a dead squirrel on their dresser.
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Just now remembered singing Trashy Women at the reception. Not karaoke, just sang along with the mic I stole from the DJ. All while still in my dress drinking champagne from the bottle
At my wifes high school reunion. Found out her nickname was 'Back Door Brooke'. EVERYONE is calling her that.
Mike is so stoned. I just heard him quietly mutter to himself "rock a piss" as he walked down the hall to the bathroom
i cannot be the only guy who has bought the every day with rachael ray magazine for use as porn
I'm pretty sure the Jahovah's witness only came to our door because the front says "Twerk Or Treat"
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WHITE RUSSIAN BREAKFAST CEREAL.
In bathroom. Hand in air with cell phone. Help.
She shows up drunk at 3am for sex and then punches me straight in the eye in the middle of it because "you're too nice."
Jello shots and homoerotic movie scenes bingo?
I probably shouldn't be taking relationship advice from my side piece...
i was too drunk before they even got here. i took all their phones instead of keys and hid them in the freezerr...im an awesome party host.
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