I'm starting a business if you want to get involved
oh boy
Its called Cut N Tugs, haircuts with happy endings
It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
don't worry, your friend will b fine, they treat virgins nicely around here
All I know is for some reason I was sitting naked in the hallway playing an invisible ukulele singing somewhere over the rainbow. I wonder why security came.
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drunkie insisted on stuffing the rest of his scrambled eggs in his pockets before we left ihop. we really should have left a better tip
just went back to the bar and asked if they found a shoe last night.
Postcard from jail please. Reserving a spot on my fridge.
i had them turn on teen mom at the bar so i wouldnt be tempted to go home and make babies with the guy next to me
Jk. Anyone who everbeers with me is my type.
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You said dick pics aren't attractive
Random ones, from strangers, no. But a beautiful penis I know and love, absolutely :3
Just set out 2 water bottles as an offering to my hungover self.
Yeah no problem. What are blow job angels for anyways
I'm spending my Sunday wishing the entire Patriots offense would let me touch their manhood
Don't do anything I wouldn't do. Thankfully for you that list does not include male models.
Did I just pee in the Taco Bell parking lot?
Yep. But do you remember wiping with my quesadilla?
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