Small dicks are the new regular sized dicks.
This is the last pregnancy scare i've had since i was 12 and i thought you could get pregnant from masturbating.
I woke up to my dog puking on my bed. Looks like it was a successful night for us all.
My meds have diminished my sex drive, this must be what regular women feel like
Please assure him that the flying penis statue is for display purposes only.
hes like bread. how could bread be dangeous
I do believe that seeing camel toe in leopard print pants at Walmart is the closest I will ever come to going on a safari
He'd rather cuddle with his shitty little miniature dog than the half naked girl in his bed. I've lost all hope for him and my vagina
Just saw a government minister puke and rally.
Well, let's just say, I got that eye patch like we were joking about
Pray for me. I just had a sex dream about Debbie Wasserman-Schultz.
The shrooms were awesome. Everyone's bones in their face looked so beautiful! Everyone had great face structures.
HIGH AS FUCK. JUST WATCHED THE TRIPPIEST VIDEO EVER. IM NOT SCARED OF PANDAS. I GOTTA GO. TRIPPIN AGAIN
Told a guy at the bar I was hurricane evacuees with no place to stay. Just woke up at his place. God bless Florence
He put on star wars porn, i thought it was hilarious last night but now i'm wondering why he has star wars porn
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