Just turned rock'em sock'em robots with my little cousin into a drinking game. Im drinking bourbon hes drinking hot chocolate.
I heard from multiple reliable sources that she doesn't have a gag reflex. Of course I'm going to try to go home with her.
he used his one phone call on me and it said "you have a collect call from- LETS GET IT- at the montgomery county jail".
mom just told me i had to find a fake by next wednesday.
I just got licked by a stripper, not so great anymore.
Just found cake in my bra, debating if I should eat it
I sent her 8 pictures of my dick in a baked potato. Not sure how I thought that would get me laid later.
So did u puke in his bathroom or all over his Olympic medals? Please say medals...
I was topless in his bathroom sink taking bong rips , goodmorning . He told me he could get use to this
you shall refer to me as my indian name from now on...running with dumb cunts
No more Raisinettes before sex. That's what happened. I just put it together
You told the cashier at McDonald's not to smell the ones cause you had just got back from the strip club. Good deed.
fuck whipped cream. I'd eat vegetables off those abs
If I'm walking weird, don't judge me. Things got kinda outta hand with the GoPro on.
He asked me if I want to play Uber Driver, is this some new sex game or is he drunk and asking for a ride home?
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