she just fell off the couch. onto a bag of pretzels. her face resembled a cat that just swallowed a sock.
if you take his cock out, you have to give him a bj. it's like giving a moose a muffin.
he wanted to give me a nickname... my choices were superjugs,godzilla boobs or mouth of fury
At one point during the moaning he reminded me of Forrest Gump
It was like a little tadpole swimming in the big ocean.
As long as you're not dating white guys again.
He's trying to row the canoe up my front yard like he is Lewis and Clark.
She either was great at sex or I finished the whole bottle of svedka my self
hes wearing the same tie today that i tied him up with last night.i wanna go home
Ok John needs to move to the other side of the county. I do not like to be approached for a blow job in the produce section of Holiday Market.
Nick is about to bring home a woman who is 39, a mother, and, by all accounts, FUCKING HOMELESS. Will update as details become available.
For a pair of gay men you destroy a lot of vagina.
I'm about to get my nails done. Would the polish name "meet me at the altar" be too straight forward for a first date?
you asked the cab driver if he wanted to meet your parents, last night.
Hey how're your balls?
Don't ever let me helicopter again.
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