no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
What part of "waking up in the crawl space of my house with a raccoon" sounds like a good night to you?
waiting in line for my ID. the kid in front of me reaks of hopes and dreams and hornyness-- freshmen by calvin klein
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
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we need to drink 2009 down the drain
I can blatently call girls sluts here and they think i'm speaking norwegian
We'll both be dead in approximately 72-96 hours, with you bringing your liver out of retirement again, Favre.
Tried to bribe the bartender with wedding cake. Felt bad for not giving her a tip.
It was smashing those cupcakes into my face that did it. Junk food and I don't mix.
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Im going to hell in a hand basket. With a ribbon tied to my head. I'll be like a puppy for the devil.
I'm chatting with a girl missing a front tooth. I find it quite distracting. I'm sure you have deduced what bar I'm drinking in on this monday night.
Somebody found our where I was and called the bar looking for me. When the bartender called my name I finished my beer and took off like a fugitive.
I have six new people in my phone that I don't remember adding. One of them is "Bourbon Yeah." Successful evening?
This is why I can't take dates to shows... I've literally made out with everyone in this band. And two of the guys in the crowd. And the bartender.
He’s like an awkward walking penis that has a personality attached
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