That's what you get for not wearing a bra and jumping on a trampoline
I need to go to a fraternity... my boobs are telling me to.
is it bad that I sent her a picture of my penis on her husbands birthday?
And I was somehow convinced to wash the glassware at the bar topless.
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I'm laying outside on my patio attempting to get sun with a puke bucket next to me... This is dedication to the tan my friend
some guy just burried his vomit in the sand.
I have never heard someone not give a fuck so poetically in my life. I feel like you should be leading men into battle with a speech like that
We're having chugging races with long island ice tea, I won. To often
Pretty sure I sang "What Makes You Beautiful" to some random guy in a parking lot last night...
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I just really don't even know what I would do with a boyfriend... Like do I just kiss it and then leave it in the corner? Like how often does it eat??
I need to wash the frat house off of me
Banged former boss. Adulthood achievement unlocked.
When I go to hand him the blunt and he's eating a cookie and responds with "let me hit this cookie"
Idk if I deserve a medal or a one way ticket to hell
I ACCIDENTALLY MURDERED MY COUSIN
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