dude, she has braces
i meant the dude w the ponytail.
i was less creeped out when i thought you were talking about the 14 y.o.
Im drinkin out of a coconut! I think im gonna dip my balls in it!
her vagina looked like bernie madoff
I feel fat after drinking my meal replacement shake.
I added chocolate sauce, a bsg of m&ms and a crushed up brownie to make it taste better.
i just yelled "run, its godzirra!" to an asian kid who looked confused by the tornado alarm test
Yeah like at least with a penis what you see is what you get with a vagina there can always be a surprise inside
I just watched a guy pee from a second floor window onto the line of 100 people waiting to get in.
You convinced us both to take shots of jack Daniels through our eyes.
I decided they need a food cart that just roams around the library like the cotton candy people at the circus. But with real food. like tacos cause it sounds delicious.
I'm sending you the three minute video I jus took,....it's of me eating a pear up close
Dude. If I met a dinosaur right now. we'd totally be on the same page. Brainwaves and shit.
People shouldn't leave you two alone together. You're just going to end up having sex.
Someone somewhere has a picture of me vomiting in a bus stop trash can while a drag queen held my hair for me.
Pride claims another victim
i would stab him if he didn't just tell me he is a priest
Cooked. Eating pizza. Didn't have a napkin so I took my shirt off and I'm using it.
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