six shots in, he is hammered and doing stretches before each shot
He came on my face and tried to draw out a smiley face because he said I looked like I had a bad day
you know what its like when everyone is chanting "do it, do it"...still friends?
Sorry for drunk singing "love hurts" to you at 3 am.
i cant answer while inside this church craft show. so unless you're outside with my engagement ring and a nonfat gingerbread latte, it'll have to wait.
Tried making out with pop rocks in my mouth. That shit is magical.
I've shit my pants 4 times in 12 hours... Never trust a fart when u pass 30
I JUST HAD A FLASH MEMORY OF DOING A SHOT OF WHISKEY WITH MY BEER YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO PUNCH ME IN THE FACE TO PREVENT THAT FROM HAPPENING.
It's like my life is one of those movies where after a bunch of outlandish events that only happen in a movie the girl realizes her true life calling and lives a great life with a sexy man of multiple races. But I'm stuck in the fucked up part where 25 year olds come in their pants.
Sneaking the vodka in was the easy part.. listening to medley of puking in the porta pottys was not
I'm having a martini with dinner. A new level of class.
I'm stoned and eating mustard, also a new level of class.
She put a shot in my mouth and then hit me with a pillow..
On another note- any interest in going to a gay bar to hit on 19yr olds?
I had to try on three different bathing suits to hide my boob hickies
I'd kiss your neck and collarbone and then run my tongue up your neck to just behind your ear
And then lightly kick the curve inside your ear
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