She said her name was "party"
They have to be talking about me. I never heard that statement until I was born.
I probably wouldn't hook up with him if I had to deal with more than his penis. i think cumulatively we are up to a minute of actual conversation this week.
They were like stripper heels, except business stripper heels, the kind strippers would wear to court.
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Hooked up with an Aussie chick last night only an Indonesian chick away from completing my lap around the pacific rim
i hope this doesn't spoil anything but there are vikings and it is awesome
I was short on money so I let my roommate mase me for $60
Can one of you do me a favor? Light a match and throw it into my room. Bc I'm certain I would rather be burned to death than live in this hell I call my life
Then you better bring Starbucks and a box of condoms in the morning.
Oh shit. This is getting real.
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The other guys kept waking up so I hid... Like, dick in mouth, hiding in his sleeping bag
He smells like ham and a lifetime of poor choices
We spent 45 minutes searching the crevices of our friend's car with a pair of tweezers trying to find the acid that we dropped
you came home and ate 12 bananas. you really didnt think mom would know you were high?
Let me know if you need some dick this weekend.
Between the BF being in town, partying at the Side Dick’s house tonight and two Tinder dates tomorrow I’ve got dick to spare!!
hey sweets how's ur crotch today?
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