Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
i'm sending her a home depot gift card for the hole i put in her wall. call it good?
Wow, being the totally hot and slutty looking 30 year old lady on the dance floor does NOT necessarily mean that she has skills in bed.
I've done nothing but whore my gay ex bf out for the past 48 hours. It's getting weird.
Three things I need a picture of: your friend, your bong, and your dick.
Tomorrow's thirsty thursday is now sponsored by the three time champion, chemisty failure. celebration starts asap.
I've been drunk in my life. But I've never been "crying in 5 Guys at 1 in the afternoon" drunk
If you haven't seen a huge black man in tiny red snowflake shorts that barely cover his dick, then you don't know what I'm going through.
She's cute, but batshit. Like some kind of dominatrix disney princess.
I'm two sheets to the sexual wind
Drunkness level: fluent in olde norse
I can't decide if this outfit makes me look like a pirate. I also can't decide if I care if it does.
What's worse having drunken sex with hot married man or breaking the diet one week in?
you took my virginity. you can't have my alcohol too.
Omg I just looked in my purse from last night.. 10 bags of gummy bears.
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