I did something last night that I shouldn't have, but I don't want to tell you because you'll probably just make it your fb status...
I see you've learned your lesson.
Its midnight, he's burning water on the stove and keeps yelling at me and telling me not to burn myself.
It was like riding a jackhammer on a train during an earthquake. THAT amazing.
She is feeding us popcorn out of her bra
I guess I just laid down next to him with the entire pot of mac n cheese and started giving him a handie with one hand and eating with the other
I'd like to be considered more than just his fuck buddy thanks. IVE BEEN RISKING PREGNANCY FOR SEVEN GODDAMN MONTHS I DESERVE THE TITLE OF GIRLFRIEND
he fell down during beer pong and the chick told him to rub the sand out of his pussy and suck it up. i am in love
Oh I already celebrated valentine's day. I stayed up until 4 AM listening to biggie, drinking rum, and caressing all my girl curves in front of the mirror. And then I came 3 times.
I feel like there should be a database and you screen your boyfriend's scrotum and all the fucked up shit they've done goes on file.
I may, or may not have licked his face in an Applebee's.
He played with my boobs the whole time we watched Scott Pilgrim and then started invited others to play with them too. It reminded me of how my mom gives out my french fries without asking.
Have you considered sword swallowing? Something about that bj tells me you could make a it a career.
I think you're my feminist conscience sometimes.
I'm just trying to figure out the reason why humans wear socks....
Anything special planned for Valentines Day?
Does testing the strength of my coworker’s marriage count?
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