You owe me a new pair of headphones. You plugged mine into the top of a mustard bottle.
You know your in college when you use the receipt from the liquor store as a bookmark
Shit. Come in my room. Bring a trashcan and an icepack
i think i made a good impression on his friends wen i survived 55 cup beer pong
we left the music on while we were fucking. some kanye west song started playing and he started to cry
I don't feel bad about fucking old guys. That's what I want. It's what I likeeeeee.
Of all the things that can be stripped of me i'll be damned if it's my vanity
I'm over my straight phase. They all turned out to be idiots and none of them got me off. I'm going back to hot girls with strap ons.
She said she had a surprise for me and sent me a video of her having sex with some fat dude. It was a mood killer
MIDGETS
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Good, be his mentor. Like a tiny gay Yoda.
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
Just had to break it to that one guy that I can't sleep w him bc he looks identical to my brother. So how's your morning?
some kid just came up 2 me bleeding yelling "thats how u riot"
im ready to get drunk and forget everything ive learned this semester
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