Haym$ered
turn off your phone and go to bed
Whyyyyy do my fingers smell like Chinese food.
My entire floor is waiting for the couple to come out of the shower. She's a screamer. We've blockaded them
One question: Why is your trash can full of blood and pop-tarts?
your facebook page is a work of drunk art.
So befoe we go on this mission how reliable are you for bailing peope out of jail
Is it possible to dent your eyeball? And how do you "accidentally" go cosmic bowling?
Prerry sure I narrowly avoided being tazed by a swat cop last night... But on the up side, we found my purse.
Currently hot boxing a fort I made on our snow day... This is legendary
she's p upset bro
Where is he. I have a sword.
I fit in backpacks. BOOM HERE I AM! Like a stripper from a cake.
I'm a lady. Ladies do NOT hump the floor.
it was weird i started the party in just my underwear and woke up in my clothes
Woke up with a glow stick in my boobs this morning. Must've dominated Sunday.
He wanted me to do the rubix cube. He thought it was hot.
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