we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
he drank a monster margarita at dinner. had to ask me if it was dollars or minutes that ended in 60.
You were telling me to give my phone mouth to mouth so it wouldn't die.. Should i be worried for you?
I have a question, if it paid really well, like ridiculously well, would you be a restaraunts under the table resident blowjob girl?
Also, not pregnant! Way to go uterus! Good job on being a team player!
Please high five our old drug dealer for me please.
Your first mistake was not throwing your beer at the RA and running
was it wrong to tell him he's welcome in my pants any time?
True love: he brought me a margarita while was in the shower. He's a keeper.
You can't just walk around stealing hats from drunk boys and peeing in bathtubs. Turn down.
I may watch porn and eat a baked potato covered in chili in bed
Just took a shot of 151, rimmned my middle finger in it, lit it on fire and lit a cigarette off it while flicking off my boss. How was your night??
So my class is approximately two vomits from the bus stop. Happy first day of class
We lost a person.... if you see a man in yellow shorts and nothing else walking around let me know...
I may have made out with your roommate and your cousin tonight. In my defense I thought both of them were your cousin.
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