It's just you. You wear the fuck me fedora and wear baller shorts, hollywood hippie who thinks she is shakira when she's drunk.
Facebook lets you pick usernames now. You'd better log on and get yours before homewreckingwhore is taken...
You're a big dope. Life is about fighting for what you want, not accepting what you hate.
Why does tequilla always make you text me?
ive never been actively dumping during the pledge of allegiance before today...
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I made $300 today by selling pizza @ $4 a slice to nerds who refuse to leave the library. God I love finals time
Ah shit... I sleep-ate chocolate pudding again.
he kept doing his monologue, "if a vagina could talk."
There's a big hole in the wall at the dining hall. I hope we didn't do
Quick question... Can I call you daddy? Or would that just really made the whole 8 year age gap a bigger deal...?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Woke up next to my bed in a pile of skittles, sleeping on a pair of sweatpants. I can't believe the girl didn't stick around..
I'm making a quesadilla and including it in the picture because that's the only way I think I can send her dick pics.
Dude when the cops came you ran through the fence. Fucking THROUGH it. You're a master ditcher.
You are free to stop by. I promise to keep my penis in my leather pants
Crawl out into the sunshine and off your vibrator for 7 minutes
I have easymac and six pack of beer. This night can't get any better.
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