But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
We had to be out of the dorms at 730. Meeting started at 8. I woke up at 948. Drunk and covered in glitter.
While my grandpa showed the family a slide show he accidentally included a topless photo of his new gf.
There were 4 naked women demanding my presence. Of COURSE I got into the pool.
Its not even 10am and we are talking about what guys assholes we would finger.
There's a person in my phone named motor boat. I love making new friends.
So, we bought a knight today. Nearly life size. Hes in the garage, so don't be startled.
In the last 3 months, I've slept with an ex,someone single, someone in a relationship, someone married, and someone divorced. I should get some type of grown up girl scouts badge.
cops tried arresting me on the way to class this morning.. this is my life.
I may have had several rum punches and then gone to the store and used European cucumbers to prove my baton twirling prowess.
There's a set of buzz lightyear wings in lost and found at work. I just need access to your roof.
Shes yelled my World of Warcraft name when we were having sex, I think marriage is next.
My life. Always pantsless and occasionally topless.
I came and sneezed at the same time. Words can't describe how awesome it was.
Well it was okay until he pinned my arms over my head and I found the loaded pistol tucked behind the bed... THIS IS WHY WE DON'T FUCK BOYS IN MONTANA ANYMORE
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