it went kinda like vodka, childhood memories, screaming/cursing, fist fight, tears, broken shit, passing out. in that order. tis the season.
I wish i could be on x for the rest of my life.
The foreigner finally woke up and the first thing he did was look up a map of the u.s. His destination is to pennsylvania.
is it sad that I can recall my outfits by who took them off?
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Someone is gonna learn how to start an IV in the morning
He is to the point where he forgot I was in the front seat of his car while he was taking me home...that stoned
my self respect just called, its having a good time without me
Bought two parrots for us. I'm keeping them at the Bellagio.
I guess birthday shots aren't always the answer
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Good news. Hiccups are gone. Bad news. I had to set the bathroom rug on fire to get rid of them. Don't come home until the fire truck leaves.
There's something very strange about masturbating in a hotel room. I feel like I'm cheating on my room...
wanna come over? I have movies.
sure, what movies
porn or disney, your choice
My legs feel like baby dolphins
We were 6 minutes into the movie before we realized the whole movie was spoken in Italian. That level of stupidly-ripped
scotch tastings during the week is a baaad idea. i woke up w no pants but wearing my winter coat
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