i wonder how he feels talking to my mother about jesus with a condom on his dick
question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
i can't believe i had my finger in that
They were so loud I wrote them a sex critique and taped it to his door.
He bought me a flower. He's totally getting head every day for a week.
I have more bruises, scratches, and overall soreness from my birthday weekend than my car accident.
He hit on a bridal shower w/ his hand on my tit the entire time. Gave his number to the mom.
Do the molecules within bourbon change when mixed with a cola to form a superior liquid treat?
I don't know his last name, but he's in phone as Pat the conqueror.
Did I tell you I bit someone's arm for you last night
A toast to whoever set this year's daylight savings fallback to the day after halloween, granting us another hour to detox before we pretend to be functional adults. Clearly, a partier with forethought and clear priorities. Cheers!
I hate who I am becoming
I think of it as growth but I also hate who I am becoming as well
there is a tent in the living room. its a vip tent room. i want in.
He's really cute...He stopped talking to me because i pulled my skirt up and peed in a demi plie position...
Trouble in the neighborhood - turns out my brother's summer lawn care gig also entailed banging three different MILFs and they just all found out about each other
Gotta pay for college somehow...
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