Until that no good dick sucking whore stays away from my boyfriend I am gonna start blowing all of his friends...
dude, despite what happened last night, I'm not gay
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
you kept running across the street. everytime you made it across successfully you took something off. can't believe there were no cops around...
oh thats it?
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You even been so high breaking up weed with your fingers feels like surgery?
she was so wasted that she tried to tuck me in and read the jokes on the taco bell sauce as a bed time story
I get credit on the assist, you can thank me by taking a pic of her ass under the covers and sending it to me. It would make my YEAR
Umm... How do I tell my roommate someone shot a speargun through the wall? On a side note, cliff shot a speargun for the first time.
You could become Eskimo brothers with my dad. How can you pass that up? You pussy.
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Sorry. Not doing life today. Love to. But can't.
He legit watched "Cops" the entire time he was fingering me.
So, I never imagined myself puking on the side of the road at 10:30 this morning to Lynyrd Skynyrd but here I am.
well it was naive of you to actually think you're the only bday sex he had lined up for him today. I'm just suprised he actually had a line forming outside of his room
You think you can just send me a picture of your dick and everything will be ok?
Yep.
Talk shit all you want but with my new knife sharpener I have a lethal razor sharp pizza cutter. Fuck with me Mario I dare you!
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