Taylor Swift is so right about you.
my head looks like a cockatoo
mine looks like a lions mane...looks like the entire zoo is going to prom
I dunno... she just cried a lot and I kept sighing.
Apparently I climbed into a dryer last night and refused to leave... There are pictures to prove it
We are going out Saturday. Oh and we might also be jousting on bikes.
It just gets louder and louder too...dear god. Her poor vagina.
My bullwhip has saved my life tonight and gotten me laid. I'm gonna be Indiana Jones every Halloween!
I was in my bathroom taking a shit and my mom just opened the door, walked in, handed me a fudgesicle, and left without saying a word. Yeah. That just happened.
I think she's going to be dangerous to drink with, but I'm ready for the adventure.
Tranny group. Dance off. Horse hair and dicks swinging. I. Cant. Unsee. This.
Next Halloween I want us to dress up as jockeys, get drunk, and ride a carousel all night until we throw up or declare a winner
I don't remember much and some girl almost convinced me to jump off the bridge while she held my stuff...
While we were having sex he asked me if I wanted to get wingstop after. I think I found my future husband.
I knew he was a classy dude because when I told him my name was Jen he said "Gin? Like Gin & Juice?"
Why is my belly button ring in my ear
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