I think she would actually eat a penis if anyone was brave enough to let one near her mouth
i wonder if i could find a boyfriend who would call me big papa
sure if you go to prison
operation have a gay friend backfired
A freshman just referred to Home Improvement as 'tim the tool man show'. People born after 1990 are not people.
I'm drinking screwdrivers in the pool naked. Call 911 if I don't check in regularly
I can honestly say I've never had orange soda poured on my vagina before, that's a story for the grand kids
He doesn't have any game.. I mean, his one move is forwarding chicks pictures of his penis.
Is it too early to start a donation jar for my 4th of july hospital bills?
How bad is the voicemail?
You graded my boobs.... C minus. Asshole.
I guess when I black out I feel that it's not inappropriate to grope my gf in front of her parents.... But hey at least I'm starting off 2013 single
Building a door into the garage so when I bring girls home my mom doesn't wake up.
Pathetic yet considerate
Like the friend zone has no room for winks
Sex in your truck helped me start regaining feeling in my jaw. Thanks!
I appreciate having someone to objectively critique my dick pics.
Let's be honest, college orientation is going to be "here's how to drink everclear"
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