But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
Whats contracted in vegas does not stay in vegas....
People with herpes should wear stickers.
i'm waiting for the less fat version of him to text me
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A slipped finger up the butt isn't the end of the world
2 showers later and I'm still finding cum on random body parts of mine
just printed out my drug dealers resume for him. guess the ecstasy scene slows down when kids move back home for the summer...
I usually just read books and meditate to an aquatic soundtrack of sea walrus's mating. But ill choose coors light instead
I'm going to shower the piss off me now. I feel like I was in an R. Kelly dream.
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I think that was him coming out to me. I just brushed it off
ASS. GYMANSTICS. OLYMPICS. NOW!!!
The best part about this city is obvious. Someone saw me crouching by a bar pissing in my leftover Panera bread bowl and they just winked.
Is it bad form to spend company money and place an ad in the paper because I wanna nail the sales girl?
It would be weird sobbing cry sex.
i only got to wear my halloween costume for an half hour before it got taken off.
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