We pay for beer, you give birth. It's how the world works.
Me and a lesbian played "may the best man win" over a bi chick tonight... I lost, still fun though
how do I tell the students with a crush on me, that yes, I am open to receiving blowjobs in exchange for grades?
Oh my god, I hid a wine bottle in my boot.
He added me on Facebook. I'm pretty sure he got my name from the inside of the bra I had lost in the frat house.
It's like an R Kelly music video in here. Only a matter of time before someone pisses on someone
MY roomie made me a chinese name- it's supposed to mean 'the girl of a thousand sins.'
I need an IV, a new head, and stronger morals.
There's "red head", "preppy white girl" and "the two Asians I dated and now everyone thinks I like Asians"
Your dating history is like the united colors of Benetton
How the fuck am I supposed to enjoy a third ice day from school if I only bought enough alcohol for 2?
I don't know, maybe act like an adult who teaches children for a living
It's like we're not even friends
I'm really ok with inappropriate relationships. They are my favorite of all the relationships. No need to be timid. For crying out loud.
idk how many shots you took between 2:39 and 3:05, but your message went from "Please text me tomorrow." to "Why you sto textom?"
You are now at the point where people no longer question whether or not you might be on drugs. They now know for certain that you are
I'm hungover and in a fort. And I hate you.
So many questions
i know were having a "heart to heart" right now, but does it make you feel uncomfortable that im sexting someone right now?
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