thx for the lesson on dirrty dancing
I would drag my balls through a mile of broken glass to eat pudding out of her anus
I just googled "buy xanax online". What is wrong with my life?
We argued about the championship during sex. Absolutely the manliest moment of my life.
Banging your ex-girlfriends best friend 3 days after you break up is like saying "fuck you" with feeling. I wouldnt have it any other way.
can we meet up so i can piece together the end of my night? for instance, did i jump or fall into a plant?
There was blood everywhere. She was pretty good looking person though.
I just got a mental picture of us having sex in a trash can.
I knew I fucked up when I woke up with the meat scissors in my hand.
He wanted me to strip for him. I told him that we aren't at that serious of a fuck buddy relationship yet
I currently look like a drunken mermaid, god I love beach parties.
Decided to make myself tequila gummy bears but got impatient and just drank the bowl of tequila.
You sent me a naked picture of you as a child? How is that normal
I want to start a guest book for my bed room so when dudes leave they can write a review
saw a family tailgating a graduation with hard liquor... i'm assuming yours?
are you shitting me? they told me they'd at least wait until 10am
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