How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
i just got a fart via voicenote. blackberry has officially changed history.
For future reference, even the most well-intentioned game of whiskey pong is a terrible idea.
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
Let's play a little game of "Last Night Never Happened"
at wine tasting. Can i cleanse my Palate with a frito?
I always forget that visiting my hometown is like a who's who of ugly people.
I'm an EMT, not a miracle worker. No, I can't fix your sprained dick.
I walked in and all four of you were covering your heads under the blanket singing waterslides in unison.
Get this. He's a red head and he works at country oven bakery. He will forever be known as the gingerbread man.
So....I just took a paddle fan on high speed to the side of the head while getting head...still finished the job, good thing I'm drunk and couldn't feel it.
Decided to stop by the store on my walk of shame. I must really look like shit, a six year old girl just walked up to me and said "my mommy wanted me to tell you Jesus loves you." Thanks kid.
Fell off the toilet trying to reach to put my tampon in the garbage. Pride hurts real bad.
This town reeks of teen pregnancy.
She should be a lawyer. She convinced her husband to give her a hall pass AFTER he walked in on her in bed with her ex-bf
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