omg, he ripped it...he ripped my vagina...best. night. ever.
I feel I need to conquer him. He's six ft eight and 265lbs. Its like the mount Everest of sex.
Definately laid on the floor of the shower this morning drinking the water as it fell on me.
I'm having a flashback of telling a guy that he was beautiful and graceful like a unicorn while playing shuffleboard.
We had sex under a tree in his boss's backyard, then I hooked up with his best friend. I don't even care how I got home.
Instead of medicine they should just give ecstasy. Also I'm tingly and can't find u guys. A gay man just said he loved me... :( / :)
When we do our power hour over Skype I'm just going to sit on the toilet so that way I won't have to get up in the middle of it and miss any shots
I'm going to call you, don't answer. Need to practice moaning to your answering machine again
Sundays should be dedicated to Girl Scout cookies, sex, and super hero movies.
Step one go to argentina step two fuck bitches it's a simple plan really
Are we sharing a room, or can I pack my vibrator?
Yes to both. We'll use the workout rotation from dorm life.
I sprayed his whole room with my perfume and left lots of my hair on the bed. So now if he does bring her home, the bitch will know this territory is marked.
I mean I'm completely serious and also drunk.
What a great combination.
All I know is when I asked you how many fingers I was holding up, you said "Hippo"
Hello! Time means nothing. Good morning! I have a vague idea of what day it is.
It is Muednethiday, March 34th, in the Year of Our Lord Joe Exotic 3099.
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