Is it sad I memorized the exact change required for a #7 at Wendy's?
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
So basically our separate showers turned into one shower, to save water, which turned into a bath, which turned into sex on the bed, which turned into drinking beer in the bed, and thats what the stain is from... bud light. sorry.
There's cake. And donuts. And strippers. It's like 5 year old me and 20 year old me are throwing a party together...
You were basically naked. Just covered in pink duck tape and feathers. I'd have to say this is beyond the slutty mark..
Just started taking liver support pills. Welcome to Senior year.
After you threw up you would repeatedly say "napkin" like a siren until somebody got you a fucking napkin.
At tuba camp, the pickings are slim. It's like being the tallest midget.
strip vodka pong is never a good idea. I saw into his colon when he picked up the ball off the floor
My tongue is raw from licking all that salt with my tequila shots...happy cinco de mayo
I appreciate that you take the time to fix your typos even while masturbating
With great liquor, comes great irresponsibility. Remind me of this night tomorrow.
But really, someone with a penis give me attention before I start posting nudes on Instagram.
His Instagram is like a gay porn blog all of the sudden got conquered by the Mormon missionary that he is
you blew the guy with all the harry potter paraphanelia didn't you
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