so when am I gonna get some from you?
when you dick grows 3 inches
i just got the best bj of my life in the pastors office at church.. Youre right jesus really does love me.
It's going to be great. We're a perfect team to break up marriages and happiness.
He walked me home last night across campus while i fed him pasta out of a solo cup at 3 am.
You know i think she's just using me for sex
I hate you.
i want you to know that after i type the word "your" , vagina is next on my auto correct text
so, what part of "he's slept with a guy" do you not understand?
for breakfast I had vodka and flavor blasted goldfish. and I'm topless.
OH. MY. GOD. FUCK HIM. JUST GRAB HIM AND FUCK HIM.
Hey, if I can't get it and you're still alive, can you get the glass out of my foot? Happy Sunday.
IT IS CHRISTMAS EVE AND I AM SUPPOSED TO BE HAVING SEX WITH AN ATTRACTIVE BLACK MAN IN THE NEXT FEW DAYS AND I JUST GOT MY PERIOD. WHEN PEOPLE ASK ME WHY I DON'T BELIEVE IN GOD I WILL TELL THEM OF THIS DAY.
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
I was trying to fart in my sleep in the hopes that he would leave
I don't know, I think it's at least a minor achievement when you can light up with the guy who took your virginity and act like you didn't have and incredibly awkward sexual experience together
He has an accent, blue cross AND gainful employment. Just saying, he's going to urgent care once I'm done with him
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