I just saw the dad from "Little People Big World" at the airport. I chased him down and congratulated him for beating the DUI.
a very overweight girl in the ER just said she trippped over the invisible wii jump rope and fell
I hate babysitting girls whose boobs are bigger than mine.
What's the name of that girl you hooked up with? The one that looks like the fire hose sign.
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I just heard someone say "gosh-darnit" and they didn't have a southern twang. I worry for New York.
mid-sex i was thinking.. these are not the right balls slapping me
Too lazy to get out of my bed thats 2 feet away from you. Are you sure youre alright?
Trying to grind with crutches was not a success
You asked him for a membership to him and his dick.
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COOKIE DOUGH CUPCAKES ARE A THING
Did you really just send me a blank text in response to news as awesome as that?
Wake up we need to beat the walk of shame rush hour
If it makes you feel any better... I have a friend who found out her mom was in the video for 2 Live Crew's "Pop That Pussy"
I'm about to get my nails done. Would the polish name "meet me at the altar" be too straight forward for a first date?
If you can give me an orgasm, you'll get a trophy.
So he cheated on his gf again. For the third time. Second time with me. HE CRIED WHILE DRIVING ME HOME BECAUSE HE CHEATED ON HER. And I laughed the entire way. Good god I'm an asshole.
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