I want leopard sheets
haha sexcapades
thats the plan
Thats something to write home to mom about
Dear Mom, I had sex last nt w a girl that liked to b choked. Im n love. Cant wait for you to meet her
help me. he won't leave me alone. he just licked my ear and he's so drunk. get him off me. we're in the closet. help.
Just got mistaken for a cardboard cutout ad in line at Taco Bell. New low?
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I feel like a combination of david goes to the dentist and drunkest guy ever goes for more beer
I mean. If you don't have time I understand, but my dick doesn't.
He showed up to the Seder drunk and tried to convince everyone that he could read Hebrew.
You missed a lot. I drank contact solution thinking it was water, vodka thinking it was water and some unidentified substance that reminded me of pine sol thinking it was water..
All I remember is you introducing yourself to the entire basketball team using the line "I'll show you a slam dunk."
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I LEAVE YOU TWO ALONE FOR 45 MINUTES AND ALL MY WHIPPED CREAM AND CONDOMS ARE GONE
I clipped one of my extensions in his hair to give him a rat tail. What is my life?
pretty sure tht was the guy who once went to the club dressed as waldo. he still looks weirdly fuckable.
He simply fell in the fire, rolled out and continued to finish his bottle of vodka. Everyone else instantly sobered up just watching it.
I basically go to him for great dick and great memes.
New strategy for telling if someone is drunk: will they attempt to drink a candle if you put a straw in it?
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