Nothing says "I love you" like a full raw dog.
Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
i just got cum up my nose. i would have expected more from the captain of the men's lacrosse team
It's sad because pictures are supposed to say a thousand words, and theirs just say 'fat'
can't make this up: he's writing lyrics for the musical reenactment of how he met her @ an anime convention to perform at their wedding. yes, there'll also be dance routines involved.
Apparently blazed enough to think that the sizzling meatballs in the pan were calling your name...Ssssteeeeeve
So getting drunk in honor of the bomb threat is legit right?
Sean getting laid is an anomaly, Sean banging the hottest single girl at the wedding is a fucking unicorn being ridden by a leprechaun walking through mordor.
I hate cuddling. I also hate when people breathe. Which he did, a lot. So he can go to hell.
I'm mailing you cans of corn and that's final.
Also, I'm kinda hungover this morning and I need to wire money to my lawyer. So this is what adulthood feels like
I gave him a BJ and he left. Coincidentally that's the name of my memoir.
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
Just remembered that I got laid thanks to my glow in the dark Batman belt buckle. Need to wear it more often.
Don't do it. He's got a dick the size of a baseball bat. You don't want that commitment.
I have to. For the sake of science.
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