She thinks she is all that and a bag of skittles but I'm definitely not tasting the rainbow...
just shaved my legs at the gas station bathroom before going to the club. is that too ghetto?
I'm starving. my midnight snack, aka a teaspoon of cum, isn't holding me over
Reggie can tackle my bush.
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
I just want you to know how happy I am that you are circumcised.
You know its good night when theres makeup smears on the toilet seat
We just leapfrogged all the way to the bar.
I'm on a mission. But just to make out with him so his relationship collapses and he is single when I come back in April.
This bowl of cereal would be the size of a giant's bowl-piece. It's. that. big.
How much did you smoke??
If you do that, i will make all sorts of uncomfortable comments about my nipples being soft
Guess what I'm doing tonight? Tacos and strip chess.
I want to just live in between your butt cheeks.
Yeah, first date. First take a pic of him to circulate around for your friends and than have him fill out a short penis questionnaire. Seems completely legit to me.
I had a dream last night that Sam and Dean had to get rid of a murderous ghost haunting an elf on the shelf. I think I'm ready for Christmas to be over.
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