i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
You were right. It hurts to walk today.
you're the only person I know who would bring a water bottle of screwdriver to a wedding, and toast with it during the speech
I had to physically hold you down to stop you from going out the window naked. You put up quit the struggle.
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the last thing i remember saying is "hope you like body hair"
The last thing I remember was you puking all over the inside of my door and him yelling "PUKING RALLY!!!"
CAN I EVER JUST MAKE OUT EITH SOMEONE AND NOT GET FRIEND REQUESTED BY THEM THE NEXT DAY.
You can kiss the security deposit goodbye after you and your boyfriend did donuts on his moped in the middle of the apartment. It was impressive since you were both too drunk to walk.
Eating a chocolate bar and crying over a cobweb. Life is beautiful and I love shrooms.
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2 girls slept in my bed with me. 3 more girls slept on a mattress on my floor. The furthest I got was cuddling. Here's my man card.
Yeah! Don't let me leave the house without marijuana and a juicer.
I'm sorry I peed on myself in front of your boy toy. You should tell him I'm usually not that trashy. It was nice meeting him tho..
Thursday is not a good day to become a felon... It's bingo night
He had a flex off with himself in the mirror but he thought it was someone else for at least 20minutes.
Don't get mad at me now, you have my car and all the doughnuts
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