She can't keep using her latex allergy as an excuse to go bareback with everyone.
I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
i just wasnt prepared to have the baby of one of two french firemen. threesomes are too confusing.
i swear, about 40% of my drunken life is spent having sex with him.
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Welp. I just hopped out of his window to avoid meeting his parents... happy monday!
Actually, you don't want to see me.. reached an all time low drinking kahlua out of the bottle concealed in a macdonalds bag
The fact that every guy you've slept with since you've lost virginty either have the same first or last name isn't normal.
The lady sitting right behind me on the bus has baby birds in her purse. Shes feeding them bugs from a cup with a pair of tweezers... I love san francisco!
I feel like despite his sleaziness I could be friends with this man. he just sent me a picture of his dog's balls.
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I wonder if the fact that I'm listening to the theme from lion king gives my neighbors the impression that im tripping faceeeee
Had a grope session with a girl who looked like my Mom and had the same name as her as well. I think therapy is in order.
If anybody had to puke on my shoes, I'm glad it was you.
Can't tell if waking up covered in easy mac is the sign of an amazing or terrible night
All I remember is pissing by the garage and the next thing I know I'm on fire
On cleanup... i've counted 94 solo cups so far.. oh, and i found a miniature top hat in the microwave
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