You should just wear a sign that says "I like cheap Chinese food and anal"
I like taco bell too
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
Dude, I just saw a sixteen year old girl in a catholic school uniform buying a pregnancy test... With a coupon!
Well, I just hope you know I had your best interests at heart when I put your sandwich down my pants.
beware of the wheat thins...there might be a knife in it
He pretended my clit ring was a door knocker.
I have a busted ear drum from when he honked his horn when we started to have sex on his car in the parking lot...
we didn't have anything to do and wanted to get our money's worth out of our costumes, so if you see two mermaids day drinking by the creek it's us
I would've been fine if I didn't do the three shots
You did like 8
Recycling day makes me feel more like an alcoholic than regular days.
No if my life depended on you fingering me just let me die
You thought you were drunk? I woke up at 6 o'clock this morning with a cheeseburger in my left hand a drink in my right with my window half way down. it was raining.... fml
People will say "JOE YOU MUST TURN DOWN" and I will refuse, in the name of liberty.
I woke up this morning and I had the absolutely horrific realisation that I am the human incarnation of scrappy doo
No, I barely made it home last nite. Kept telling cab driver I live across the street from Susan Sarandon?? Thank god her coop addy is posted online.
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