so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
I don't know what part of vegas I'm in but its definately the wrong part
yeah...i noticed he pets people when he's drunk. It's odd.
Yes I was being legit. That's the only plant I want in my house. A growing penis.
There's going to be a pool, lightsabers and alcohol. What could go wrong?!
Ps. I feel like I may pee myself this weekend. Either drunkenly or out of excitement. Toss up
It's not a good hook up if during you're thinking "how will this damage me psychologically"
i showed up sober to class for the first time. my prof said that i was "off my game today". i love philosophy
I don't care how sexy you think I look in my scrubs. Wanting a blow job is not a medical emergency.
Id prob hit it, but i instagram edited her picture to make her look better. Ha. She should fuck me just for that.
if you guys find pieces of my teeth don't throw them out please
I'm pathetic. I'm eating cream puffs in the bath and crying a little.
the guy working the counter at the liquor store noticed i got my haircut and said it was pretty.....
He actually said the words 'I miss you' followed by 'I wanna have sex with your face'. I'd say that's a win.
The Adderall says yes, but my body says no.
Randomize
