You look like a girl that would like strip clubs
Come home. Power Hour by yourself is only fun for the first 10 minutes.
it will be a sad day when drinking racks of keystone isnt socially acceptable anymore
i just saw some one pass a baby through the drive-thru window at dairy queen.
Just left the frat house in last nights clothes minus my earings, shoes, underware, tequilla cap, and my dignity. If you see me on your way home just hit me
Just served breakfast to a bunch of hella drunk kids. They kidnapped the birthday boy for his 21st and he was wearing a disney onesy and bunny ears. They've been drinking since before dawn, why don't we have friends like that?
At what point does "I'm too high to deal with you right now" stop being rude?
This is home. And home is where you find your family. And you try not to make out with your family.
You have amazing self restraint. If there was one thing I could learn from you, that wouldn't be it. I love my life as it is.
My card got declined when I tried to buy dippin dots at 2 am, the lady gave them to me for free because "I looked like I needed them."
I just gave him road head. He came in the Taco Bell drive thru which seems pretty typical for my life.
I'm not talking about Donald Trump in the midst of sending you nudes
someone commented on last weekends photos impressed that so many homeless people wanted to take pictures with us. weird that those "homeless people" are our friends... right?
if I dont text you back in 10min assume i am in fact still dizzy and injured myself in the shower. and call an ambulance. thanx.
its a comptetion of fuckups and im HERE TO WIN
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