no, he came in my armpit
Well he paid for dinner, so I paid for the Plan B, but the parking ticket I got is totally his responsibility.
At some point we were all eating banana flavored rolling papers.
I was just expressing concern for your pickle consumption.
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let's see, i ended up walking for an hour towards a macdonalds that didnt exist, sprinted full tilt into a powerline, and left a 30 dollar tip to a waitress at dennys we made friends with. I REGRET NOTHING
Bathtub guy came to. He helped me roll the fat chick away from the fridge. Shower and breakfast are on. You're plan failed!
He took a picture with a naked dude. I think he just walked out of that deep ginger closet.
I'm pretty sure I have enough material at this point to start a blog called Guys I've Banged in Pictures together. Why does this keep happening to me!
I think it really helped to be hungover at accepted students day. it gave me a good feel for how it would be everyday if I go there.
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Worst drunk idea ever... Me "Cops are looking for two guys, one in a grey shirt one in a blue shirt" jelly "lets take out shirts off they'll never find us" of course I thought it was brilliant
You walked up to me, grabbed my face and said "I just peed in the sink!"
Well I smoked some weird shit and I think I peed on my phone.
I need to start journaling my drunk thoughts. Drunk me is fucking brilliant & sober me is missing out.
Even in drag you're still better looking than your sister.
And you tried to get me to have sex with you in our Harry potter closet lol
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