Do you know that poor pathetic girl that we should be friends with
I am drinking with my family and the average drinking tolerance is a shot and a half. I feel like the incredible hulk.
All I want for christmas is my sobriety back.
Where does it all go? I've busted inside of you like 10 times in the last week.
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He came up to me muttering about the pills on the bathroom floor... I found him an hour and a half later trying to take naked photos of himself with an alarm clock...
IS FOOTBALL GONNA SUCK HIS DICK? NO, IT IS NOT
i shall enjoy my approximately 2 hours of being sober today
She started to rub her ass on my shoulder and i instantly thought "i am going to get E. Coli"
Lol. No. We cannot eat chicken while we have sex. No.
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I may hire someone just to sell my family the drugs they keep asking me for. It's cutting into my doing drugs time.
The weed is temporarily burning the grammar section of my brain library.
If he thinks that that is an acceptable way to ask me out he is out his goddamn ginger mindddddd.
It’s easy for me to be professional, the tough part is finding the perfect amount of bitchy undertone
it looks like a nuclear can of fuck blew up in here
I was about to break it off with him because I realised he only wanted me for sex, until I realised that I only wanted HIM for sex. Win/win
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