She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
If one more person calls me a lesbian I am going to have to give you head in public.
We may or may not have a drunk cat on our hands.
STOP SENDING ME DANCING JESUS FORWARDS.
i feel like a lion cub that has been breast fed for years, and mom has left, and now i have to learn how to hunt on my own
I don't think my body can handle the alcohol I want to put in it anymore.
This is like the time you took a picture of your knees and told him it was your tits, isn't it?
Responsibility: Hiding your beer when your DWI clients who are out on bond come to talk to you at bars.
Just turned your apartment into a democracy and were voting on who takes shots next
we got her to the bathroom intime. all she could say was 'now my bladder is empty just like my soul'
I swear to god, my hangover cure is a green tea and a 15 minute twerkout. works every time
Summers almost over and we haven't golfed, got naked or had sex yet. Let's do all three in one day, no particular order.
You introduced yourself and she said "wow that's a long name" and you went "yeah well you should see my dick."
Look, I tried but his dick tasted like disappointment.
that is very illegal...i love you.
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