And when I look at him, I just want him to say "I love you" in between deep thrusts and hard grunts.
It's sad how good I am at giving people diseases
sometimes i wish i could find another girl that loves my dick as much as she does
i feel like she has dreams of it being like a person saying hey lets go play
my Prof for my bio lab has his lab coat collar popped. it's 8 am and im too hungover for this guy
Someone just asked if you were the one who rode around the bar on some girls back
Remember the girl passed out in front of my fireplace?
Just sucked my third dick in the past twelve hours. I must want AIDS.
Most likely. calling 911 isnt usually something i do the first time i hang out w. someone, but hey. its a good story now.
I fingered myself to realization that I don't need birth control if there is never a guy.
If we had kids we couldn't come home, get high and watch porn together. And that's like the only reason I get up in the morning
I think i just shit in their garbage can, I'm ready for that ride u owe bro.
I think my AA sponsor just booty called me.
I think after 8 tries we can say Stoli Thursdays cause too much damage.
So glad I can hide money in my wallet and drunk me is too stupid to find it. Hangover sushi ftw.
He doesn't wear a seatbelt. He votes Republican. He has a small dick. That house of cards just fell apart.
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