When I woke up his cat was sleeping on my face and i had scratch marks on my neck. not happy.
only room for one pussy in that bed.
this is a family affair. You're an embarrassment.
whatever it's not my family
never have i ever had a craving for dick this badly
you definitely have a few illegitimate kids
probs. Not too worried about it though. MOst girls are too embarrassed that they let me into their pants that they'll never admit its mine
Ps if we're still living vicariously through each other, you had sex on a beach last night
I think im drinking tonight later on...which is good cuz i walked pass the liquor aisle the other day and i swear i heard a kid call me a pussy
NO YOU'RE NOT. I don't want to hear that SHIT. Jameson appreciation day part 1 is saturday and YOU WILL BE READY.
He was visibly upset that you'd rather eat nachos than have sex with him.
I don't think people appreciate how hard it is to fuck in a portapotty. Sarah and I had train for that shit.
i dont know whats weirder. that i told him he stabbed me in my dream or that he told me i wasnt the first girl to tell him theyve been killed by him in a dream
I don't know. I just thought I'd put my drinks in my bag and go on an adventure. Like a drunk Bilbo Baggins.
Oh I was gonna ask you the same thing...? It's official ask anyone to see your husbands dick day.
There's always a silver lining when massive voluptuous tits are involved
NO FUCKING RANDOMS IN AN ALLEY
YOu just turned down my vagina. Something must be wrong. Vegas changed you!
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