..well, okay, so long as I don't have to wear an apron or vaccum in high heels.
nope just do me i'm drunk and easy to plz
I know we didn't hook up because i was still wearing my fanny pack in the morning
you are the sluttiest virgin ive ever met
thanks it was an honor just to be nominated
the facebook you made of my ass has 10 times more friends than i do.
I'm sitting in my bathroom sink, eating a tuna sandwich. He had better weed than I expected.
is it sad that I can recall my outfits by who took them off?
Hooked up with 8 guys, puked 4 times, got a few bruises, and my face is still numb... I think this visit has truly impacted my college decision
they're both probably 7 inches? or 8? I'm shoving a ruler in my mouth trying to figure it out
It's gonna be one of those someone is getting divorced parties
on my way to nyc to take a survey about my sexual activity. if you dont hear from me for a few days, assume they had me committed...
I actually just took 17 pictures of some guy at the gas station that needs to marry me now
Just watched a girl lose her dignity at the corner...it's not even midnight
I think my dove chocolate wrapper just told me to masturbate.
Remember the time you cried about coconuts
Do the security cameras outside your house capture sound? If so your whole family is going to hear me describe my threesome
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