You know it's time to leave Spain when you are back and forth between Skype and a Spanish dictionary trying to figure out out to say "I can still smell you on my skin."
id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
Paddidles count extra in the back of a cop car
I just keep sniffing it hoping for an explanation.
nothing says 'im willing to leave my comfort zone for you' like letting you choke me during sex
Ummmm you know you're drinking vodka out of a Skittles bag, right?
Just gave a blow job while wearing a shirt that says 'world's coolest mom' idk how my conscience feels...
I think I'll handle my grief by throwing myself headlong into lesbianism. Seems like a fitting tribute to you.
Imagine cans of beer raining. Like not hitting you and hurting you. Just gently falling into your hand whenever you're sad
You made out with him a lot. Almost as much as you told everyone Paul was the zamboni guy.
Seriously though, passing out on the police station floor must have been priceless!
But seriously, I love having sex with you and simultaneously know I never wanna date you.
Did you get your nipples pierced? I felt something poking through my shirt earlier and I really didn't want to say anything in front of your grandma...
Is it bad when I wake up sore & don't know if my injuries are from sex or the mechanical bull at the bar?
Like he was cock blocking and it usually takes ten cocks to block this cock
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