i cant finish this easy-mac because i need it for a chaser.
ive decided something. ive accepted you as being gay. but i havent accepted you as a vegetarian yet.
look for us when you get to the club. we're the guys wearing snorkels.
if the future wants me to fuck him, then i guss i have to
DUDE EDDIE MURPHY JUST DID A BODY SHOT OFF A HOOKER. IM NEVER COMING HOME
When you get up and look at yourself in the mirror, don't be alarmed. The doctor assured us last night that it looked way worse than it actually was and there won't be a scar when the stitches come out
Please explain why there is a video of you peeing in the Taco Bell bathroom on my phone? Also why did you wink at the end?
I just hope when I turn 21, it doesn't tank my entire semester.
You have to start asking people if they're gay before you kiss them..
Toppless hop-scotch needs to become a competitive sport
He added me to his contacts as 'boot and rally'...have you ever been more proud to be related to me?
I can't wait to tell mom.
I woke up with her finger in my vag. Let's just say that I'm one horny inquisitive drunk.
This is why people in Buffalo die of heart attacks. This and wings
Should I rub the neighbors amazon package in the dog shit they left on the front steps?
I see more hoeing in ur future
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