Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
Sooo, drunk me had the sense of mind to write down everything that happened last night.....I bet you thought you'd get away with what you did to my parrot.
Does my status still say I suck cocks? I don't know how to change it
you kept yelling "this bitch stole my phone" to the guy who found you passed out in the parking lot
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You left the resturant and came back with a McDonalds burger in your pocket so ya...no more pregaming birthday dinners. Especially since it wasn't your birthday.
You puked on my feet last night. You owe me a pedicure.
He's carved the words "SLAM STATION" into his headboard...
My 19 year old brother just hooked up with his 45 year old cougar kindergarten teacher. These sorts of situations make me realize why the sorority girls call him Wondercock
Sounds good. Look at us. Planning sex like proper adults.
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thankfully we both ride of shamed home together on razor scooters in dresses because we stopped for breakfast sandwiches too
I think i'm the first person to get kicked out of a club while completely sober. Come outside please!!
You're a goddess. Probably of destruction and dick jokes, or some shit, but man, lesser bitches wish they could be half as fab.
im questioning your sanity while also accepting your reality
I just had all of the sex. All of it.
I just saw your mom take a body shot off an undergrad, please tell me you're somewhere near by.
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