at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
he wanted to have sex on the little rocking chair but i was too high to figure out how to do that so we did it on the floor.
I just five second ruled a donut I dropped at starbucks, everyones staring
I mean we havent seen each other since december and then bam its cinco de mayo and were having sex under a life guard tower taking tequila shots between each position. no big deal
I don't remember anything but yelling at the ref in Spanish.
If you were curious as to how many pounds of bagged marijuana can fit in the trunk of a 2010 Chevrolet Aveo, we now have the answer
Dude. 21 days till I'm 21. It's the 21 day countdown. The 25 days of Christmas can suck my dick.
How do I tell my child he was conceived on a barstool in South Alabama?
At one point last night I over heard you say " I'm gonna puke in a bag and pour it down your throat" I LOVE YOU.
Update - might be back in your neighbor's good graces. She liked the framed photo I gave her of me on the tractor with my business out.
I was on the verge of being completely over him and then he went and made his Instagram not private... ITS LIKE HE KNEW
conclusion from last night: i should wear boob glitter more often
Oh my god. We just got locked out of our cabin and went to the neighbor's to see if they had a key and caught the neighbor jerking it. My night > your night
I'm still waiting for God to smite you for impersonating a decent human being.
These business classes have improved my drug business ten fold
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