so... i had sex tonight
with a midget
nicccce tits for a little person
ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
Kristen just told everyone at the bar that I've got a huge dick, now Brittany is giving me the eye. What is the opposite of FML?
If it makes you feel better, you're better at taking it in than ass than she is...
Well...yeah actually, that does make me feel better
Wedsnesdays are always enlightening. Tonights revealation: One should not smoke from something taller than their person.
FYI, if you pee in my bed (or even let R___ and E___ sleep in it), I will fart loudly during your wedding vows. Trust.
He came up there while i was bartending, ate a salad, told me he wanted to divorce me, then tipped me 10 dollars....
I never thought your mom would see me throwing up on my hands and knees in your front yard
Thanks for stopping me from letting that 14 year old feel my boobs. Thanks.
I feel like a color. Like a wavy color
Can you think of a sexual word rhyming with snorkel?
I'm 99% sure I just flashed my dad with my vagina. So that's the new low now.
It was 6am and he went immediately for the 69. WTF?? 6am is WAY to early for acrobatics.
You ruined a cute cat because your lack of horniness
i just want to die with dignity and clean teeth, is that too much to ask?
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