just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
He gave me an orgasm with his left hand...and he's right handed. Of course he's a keeper.
He taught me how to drive a stick by using his dick. He even made the whurrrr noise so I knew when to change gears.
We got a Christmas tree, decorated it to surprise his wife And kids who were out of town for her father's funeral, then fucked like rabbits on their new mattress before he had to pick them up at the airport.
I wasn't concerned until I realized he was using the vase my birthday flowers came in as a " big glass" for his 151 and coke.
We need to make boob twerking a thing. I feel like that's why vine was invented
If I spent my amateur stripper money does that mean I am cleansed of my sins?
I can only rely on you and Taco Bell
I seriously doubt this is the first time pumpkin pie has led to a booty call.
you started shaking the frozen steak while screaming "THIS IS CAPITALISM" before rubbing it all over your chest and passing out on your dog
He played Harry Potter Fan Fiction videos to get me in the mood. He might be the one.
He grabbed a pine cone off the ground and yelled "I love cigars" then tried to smoke it for ten minutes.
Whatever you wanna call it i just wanna get railed tonight
So if i am talking to a guy and he sends me a pic and he is wearing Spiderman button down dress shirt.... Is it ok if i dont want to talk to him anymore?
That has got to be a joke. No human eats that much grass and lives to tell the tale.
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