I couldn't accept the bj. My penis has done nothing wrong and didn't deserve the punishment of her face.
what's with the bloody hand print on the hood of your car
So im on with some ukrainian stripper for a vodka tasting tomorrow. If I die tell my family im awesome
What's the protocol when you drive the girl's head into the wall during sex and she starts to cry?
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Tomorrow morning i will black in to find a christmas tree in my room that i dont remember how i got. I love college
This coming from the girl who broke up with a guy because she found out he played the tuba in middle school.
Im on the side of I-10 covered in sweat, cookie dough, hollandaise sauce, onion gravy, and ground beef wondering how my life I ended up here
Is "you left your socks here, please come get them" a good way of saying "come fuck me?"
No, the responsible one does not yell out "lets go to iHop" at 5 in the morning to a bunch of drunk people with munchies.
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he was inside of, then got up said "we don't want you having a baby," grabbed his car keys and left. so now i'm just sitting on his bed, wondering if he's coming back.
The only thing I remember last night was feeding my dog 4 McDoubles.
Just watched two people have sex in the pool. Hope you enjoy your yeast infection courtesy of the comfort inn.
Just went to court for a citation. Guess who my DA was? That girl I ATM'd last weekend. No ticket for me!
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
I think I came out of my blackout as I was ordering wine from the private wedding reception.
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