drink some water, pull the trigger, get a bfast sandwich. Only good things.
Last night this chick queefed when I was going down on her. Thinking if you! xo
i just turned barefoot contessa into a drinking game. everytime she uses a knife butter or salt i drink.
He's a fan of Alicia Keys on Facebook. It doesn't NEED to say 'interested in men'.
So the next morning, she had to tell her kids we were moving furniture around all night.
what kind of roommate is she really? she wouldn't even hold my hair back.
I'm making him come over again tonight. I don't know how long this thing will last so I want to spend as much time with his dick as possible.
I'm going to be fiscally responsible and buy a handle.
After what I experienced at 6am this morning, all I can say is chew your noodles thoroughly.
Showed up to the airport to find my fuck buddy is on the same flight. Do you think he'd be intertested in the mile high club?
I literally am filling up a victoria's secret bag with stuff that would give my parents a heart attack to hide in my roommates' room. This is being an adult when parents visit
He just got out of surgery, almost died from shooting him self with an arrow.
false alarm, still single
He's hot, clean, can actually cook, and best of all isn't a narcissistic prick. I found a unicorn.
Ride that fucker.
Never again will I go to my mom's side of the family's parties. After the bride and groom cut the head off the roasted pig together they boarded their RV and rode off into the sunset.
Randomize
