I googled what to do, and it said to squeeze the pressure out so people are taking turns sitting on my head. I can't believe I'm allowing this
I miss vodka workout Fridays
We already established this. No, he did not cum on the dog.
i don't think they understood the house was collapsing. they kept dancing and jumping and asking for more cups.
She did my hair, then ate me out. Switching teams was an awesome decision.
I was just hoping for a dick worthy of his established age.
You know how hard it is to play cool while not drowning and appreciating a pair of butts at the same time?
if all that ever happens for the rest of forever is drinking wine and eating popcorn, ill be okay
All I've succeeded in doing since I saw you is drool on my shoulder
This is what my life has come to. Drinking champagne alone yelling at the dog because no one wants to hang out with me
He's listening to "my heart will go on" by himself in the living and its not even noon. MAKE IT STOP.
I love the fact that my Mom has been present at 90% of my drug deals.
he has the ass of a greek god and he made me breakfast
he looks like the poster child for myspace how the hell does he have other hoes?
at this point I think you're judging my taste in men
I swear I'm not
It's okay, I'm judging my taste in men
Randomize
