Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
I'm towing my little brother down the road on a sixty year old tractor, we're taking up the whole highway, and no one cares. I love South Dakota.
i dont remember who you are as you are in my phone as "mr. peanut."
we made out on top of his cat.
He blow dried my hair while I sucked his dick. Now THAT'S fucking teamwork.
You're sure you don't want to come? I'm pretty sure there is going to be "Pin the Tail on the Baby".
I dont even care how hung over I am, and how shitty this bus ride will be. That was the best sex of my life and it's a beautiful morning.
On way back. With a shopping cart. Minimal casualties.
You can achieve whatever you wish in your imagination with some help from drugs
Your boyfriends underwear are hanging from my kitchen window. Where the fuck are you?!
Well that was the first and last time I've had to write "divorce party" on a request time off form. I'm throwing it for my mom. What is my life turning into.
I lose my morals, my dignity, and my selfie stick :(
the most terrified I've ever been was seeing Danny Devito squirming on the ground in this underwear, covered in hand sanitizer, completely hairless
I think I won an award for shitting and vomiting at the same time.
that is very illegal...i love you.
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