ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
can i drink enough to forget this semester even happened?
Just so you know, I'm standing in my bra eating cereal. My keys were in the cereal box.
then my gynecologist said "its like opening up buried treasure"
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Fuck you. You would only tell me how to get to your house in Spanish.
Its like every time I go out with you, it always involves Serbian chicks and taco bell and you always manage to get both all over my bed.
So I think I might just embrace the awkwardness and say he fingerblasted her cause thats the greatest word in existence
If she has AMC, I may have to fuck her today. I want to catch up on the walking dead.
You've never sent a girl a dick pic?
Call me old fashioned
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me and him got disney princess makeovers at disneyworld. this is why gay guys make the best friends.
Bored of what? I stayed up all night researching sex toys because I'm excited to do things with you that I haven't done in 29 years of having a body.
So glad I can hide money in my wallet and drunk me is too stupid to find it. Hangover sushi ftw.
it wasnt weird until his dog watched upclose as i put a tampon in
i just remembered i drunk watched the brave little toaster last night
It's like his penis moved in and did some interior decorating without telling me first...
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